Ballistics in the bathroom: who cleans the evidence?

Confidence was high. Accuracy was not. The surrounding ceramics are now witnesses.

Why this tiny offence gets expensive

The issue is not posture; it is the fascinating decision to leave ballistic evidence for the next person to discover.

Family offences have a special advantage: the offender usually knows your routines, your weak points and exactly which cupboard contains the good biscuits.

The completely unofficial accounting view

Petty Invoice values the offence at €35.00. The calculation is not economics, law or accounting; it is the ancient discipline of turning irritation into a number with two decimal places.

The charge description reads: Crime-scene cleanup surcharge for ballistic scatter losses around sanitary facilities.

Recommended administrative response

A cleanup surcharge is the natural consequence of turning a bathroom into a forensic exercise.

The point is the contrast: a familiar little annoyance gets treated with the solemn paperwork of a finance department. The more disproportionate the bureaucracy, the better the joke.